You know you’ve been hanging around in Las Vegas too long when…..

You’re in your 50’s and you pulled your first “all nighter” since college.

You have been to 2 or more buffets in one day.

You know what the “Spaghetti Bowl” and the “Hender Bender” are.

You know what “…it’s my Friday” or “…it’s my Monday” means.

You’ve been to the grocery, drug, or liquor store at 3 am.

You have asked your companion “Have you got any singles?” at least 3 times in one day.

You’ve been overheard saying: “Believe it or not, 100 degrees really isn’t that hot!”

You’ve come home with at least one casino “ticket” or chip in your purse.

You have been freezing and sweating alternately all day long.

You’ve had your picture taken walking and sipping on a 2 foot tall, hot pink beverage.

You’re known to have “won” at the airport.

You’ve observed at least a dozen brides walk by your table in one afternoon.

You have at least one “strange” bar glass in your cupboard.

You have at least a couple of dozen “players” cards in your handbag.

You know the difference between a “shooter” and a “roller.”

You’ve gone to at least 3 Cirque shows or seen Cher more than once.

Your cell phone camera is full of “jackpot” pictures from slot machines.