Top 10 Reasons to Gamble Naked

1. Gives new meaning to the words: “Get your ass over here!”

2. Take advantage of slot machine screen radiation to work on your tan.

3. “I’d love to chip in but, my wallet’s in the room.”

4. Stops that creepy bartender from looking down your blouse.

5. Getting your groove on with the casino music allows you to add exotic dancer to your resume.

6. People will not steal your chair!

7. Diverts attention away from the fact that you’ve had too many Cosmos.

8. Good photo ops for your friends to enjoy back home.

9. Don’t have to worry about getting that make-up perfect.

10. Gives new meaning to the phrase: “bad hair day!”