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Top 10 Gambling Jokes

December 7, 2010 by Donna  
Filed under The Lip Glossary

Many celebrities have made tounge-in-cheek observations about gambling and some of them are pretty funny. Here are 10 of my favorites:
“No wife can endure a gambling husband–unless he’s a steady winner.” –Thomas Robert Dewar
“When your opponent’s sittin’ there holdin’ all the aces, there’s only one thing to do: kick over the table.”–Dean Martin
“I don’t gamble, [...]

Top 10 Reasons to Gamble Naked

April 3, 2010 by Donna  
Filed under The Lip Glossary

1. Gives new meaning to the words: “Get your ass over here!”
2. Take advantage of slot machine screen radiation to work on your tan.
3. “I’d love to chip in but, my wallet’s in the room.”
4. Stops that creepy bartender from looking down your blouse.
5. Getting your groove on with the casino music allows you to [...]